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We Were Interviewed by Mildra For the Monastery

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The Red Room is on Discord Now

There’s not much happening yet, but join us there to talk about stupid shit:

https://discord.gg/5cG8Hk9q

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#Selfpromosaturday Be Wretched!

These two pages sum up what Wretched Bastards, an #OSR dark-fantasy game where players take the role of anti-heroes, is all about. Be violent, be lewd, be angry, be proud, be ravenous, be self-centred, be transgressive, #BeWretched!

https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/394438/Wretched-Bastards-Rules-Only

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The Red Room is a Publisher Now

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Seven Bastards Pregen Character Sheets on DrivethruRPG

https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/395311/The-Seven-Bastards-Pregenerated-Characters

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The Seven Bastards – Now Available on DrivethruRPG

Years ago a group of lewd and rowdy adventurers, collectively known as The Seven Bastards, was expelled from the village of Fork for their belligerent and salacious ways. But when consecutive bands of orcs start coming down from the mountains south of the village, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake, the locals find no support in their lord, Windom, the Earl of Andril, too distracted with the mysterious disappearance of his young daughter to care about any other trouble. The villagers turn to the only ones who can help them in a time of need, the Bastards.

https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/395038/World-of-Bastards-The-Seven-Bastards

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Welcome to St. Cloud Reviewed by the Basic Expert

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Wretched Bastards & Daughters of Darkness Now Available on Lulu

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The Red Room Was Censored by Patreon

Yesterday I got an e-mail from Patreon informing me my account was suspended for not complying with their guidelines. It wasn’t just software being overzealous, a human worker from the Orwellian-named “Trust & Safety Team” revised a post that got my Patreon account suspended for “glorifying sexual violence”. I’m glad that Patreon’s Thoughpolice is working for the safety of all the woke grifters using that platform (Anita Sarkeesian & friends come to mind).

By the way, the post that offended their sensibilities was the following:

“Wretched Bastards

Wretched Bastards is a low-magic, dark fantasy role-playing game. Besides being deadly and bleak, it is meant to be sleazy. The main characters aren’t heroes at all; they are greedy, violent, lecherous, cruel, untrustworthy scoundrels. They will lie, backstab, betray, double-cross, kill, pillage and rape through this grim fantasy world. They aren’t heroes, because there are no heroes in the kingdom of Riget, only a handful in the Kharabas continent, and not a whole lot more in the world of Antillia; however, they aren’t the villains either: the malefactors here are the filthy orcs, who keep coming down from the mountains, located south from the village of Fork, trespassing into human territory.”

You’ve noticed the Wrongspeech there? Maybe not, it was just a single word: rape. You can’t write rape on Patreon. Well, maybe you can, their Trust & Safety employee read the post after all! I suppose if a male trans threatened to rape JK Rowling with his shedick, he wouldn’t get cancelled for Wrongspeech…

Luckily (or not) I had just a couple of subscribers and was getting about 12 dollars a month. This allows me to just close my account and say fuck you very much to Patreon without any regrets. If you are considering opening a Patreon account my advice is: DON’T!

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Self-promo Wretched Bastards and Daughters of Darkness