Wretched MEN

Description

MEN is a work of a satyr.

A very serious satyr. If you do not like what this satyr says, he is gonna ram you in the guts with his big-ass horns and then ram you in the ass with his big-ass dick and then kill you and eat you. This is not a disclaimer.
This is a fucking death threat.

If you cannot take a joke, fuck you. Fuck your mother. Fuck your daughter. Fuck your puppies. Fuck your race. Fuck your religion. Four your horses. Fuck whatever fucking lowlife you voted for last year in the hope of your miserable fucking excuse for a life improving. Fuck your fake friends and cheating wife. Fuck your failure of a father. Fuck the rotten system that let pathetic freaks like you reach maturity.

But most of all –

FUCK YOU!

In MEN you play real men who kill, fuck and eat things. You are doing this to maintain your fearsome erection – the source of your power. Your enemies are emasculating Feminazi, sneak attacking Butt Pirates, exploding Boomistani and other freaks. Kill them and have your way with their daughters.

NOTE: To play Wretched MEN you’ll need the Wretched RPG core book, which is available for free in digital format. This book contains adapted rules for playing MEN. Most of the content is the same as the original MEN RPG.

Wretched RPG is a free, OSR-compatible core system that brings an emphasis on gritty, anti-heroic adventures inspired by cult movie genres. Designed to be played with its own simple rules or adapted to any d20-based system, Wretched settings like Wretched Bastards, Wretched Darkness, and Wretched Country offer dark fantasy, urban horror, and spaghetti western experiences. Other settings, like Wretched Époque, take you into the grim streets of 19th-century Paris, while Wretched New Flesh plunges players into a dystopian cyberpunk future. For space-faring horror and action, Wretched Space and Orbital Decay provide high-stakes sci-fi drama, while Wretched Apocalypse explores post-apocalyptic survival. From the superhero grit of Wretched Vigilantes to the supernatural mysteries of Wretched Interbellum, each game offers a unique world, rich with dark intrigue and moral ambiguity. The game prioritizes fast, easy-to-run settings that are perfect for one-shots at conventions, game stores, or your home table. With a focus on the morally ambiguous and a nod to 1970s and 1980s cinema and low-budget charm, Wretched invites players to embrace its “Spaghettipunk” style for short but unforgettable gaming sessions.